So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 












That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.


This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

And just because you’re an extra-nutty cookie, here’s some advice from someone who’s learning to do that.

Natasha’s move was technically perfect. The move is meant to to be an amped up flying triangle choke; krav, judo and a couple MMA disciplines have it.

What you want is your opponent’s head and upper arm crushed between your legs, with the one leg extended and the other at a triangle, wrapped around their throat cutting off circulation,

Doing it with your calves is possible, but not actually effective, there’s simply not as much pressure; doing it with your calves because you can’t get your thighs into the proper position is just asking to get your ass beat by the other fighter, because he is better than you.

Natasha Romanoff just exercised a move that would have her opponent unconscious in 6-10 seconds.

Spiderman was ][ that close to getting his dick bit clean off.

Maybe the next time you try to talk shit, sweetheart, know the shit first.